Peace be unto all! Peace be with you from heaven!
Gay men seem to think that a guy they’ve forced to live alone with crazy people for more than fifty years is interested in them and wants anything to do with them and federal authorities want to have a talk with them. You do not harass beauties; not ever, understand? I am simply an incredibly holy person in an unholy world where there is no Law and am simply alone, that’s all. You’re imagining things. If you had ever bothered to ask you would have known. The gods end up playing solitaire when you let this type have an inch of dominion. Ignore him the next time!
Let it be known, that in the future, as I am immortal, I will father close to 30 children by one of the most beautiful black, virgin, women on earth and likely from Brooklyn, New York, U.S.A. where I was born anyone’s ever seen and that she will be only between twelve and sixteen years old on her wedding day. She is an heiress, so, be careful with her; those are as powerful as the men they marry. Also, as I am the rightful owner of the planet, I will be taking over all major forms of wealth on earth, plus all the land of Israel as it is rightfully mine and my future descendants. I am the heir! Nixon's trick didn't work!
Further, let it be known that my final end will be to become a theologin and doctor of divinity somewhere and likely in my own Church. I have broken with the Roman Catholic Church as I can only serve under an Israelite. Before this, however, I will be taking holy orders to become a deacon, serving in Israel, with my wife and early children after earning a few preliminary Ph.D's from Harvard and M.I.T.. I will set a world record in the men’s decathlon that can’t be broken – not even by Jesus – close to the age of 60 and will win over 3,500 gold medals in the decathlon, over 100 of them at the world championships of track and field over the next 125 years, and at least 25 Olympic golds in the event over that period.
I will be earning Ph.D.’s in every subject both known and unkown to man (about 50), writing textbooks for and establishing several new fields in the process, my firsts being from Harvard, likely in law, where I will, of course, be editor of the review. The first few Ph.D.’s will all be from Harvard and M.I.T. and in every pure and applied science and all professional fields. It is after these few that I will become a deacon.
I will win every Nobel prize, numerous Pulitzers, and other awards in multifarious areas also over the next fifty or so years. There are many, many, many, other major and minor details of my future that only Jesus and the Father know, for those two are still the bosses of bosses, but the big picture you now have!
Every last one of these victories I claim in the Names of The Most High, Jesus Christ, the Lord – Y’shua, Israel’s eternal king, my father – the holy virgin Mary, my mother, Saint Peter, Lord of the Churches, Saint Paul, holy apostle to the gentiles, Saint Stephen, the Churches first martyr, all the angels and saints of heaven, and the holy spirit and to the everlasting praise, glory, fame, and eternal dominion of them all forever. I claim the eternal victories of eternal kingship, eternal godhood, eternal life, eternal perfect health, eternal perfect peace, sainthood, and every gift of the spirit of God, not the least of them being peace, love, and joy for forever in the above Names. And that's how you do that as any kind of Christian! Claim nonesense and your life will be; claim victory and your life will be that for sure. Conjurers understand that, so, leave them be!
Shalom!
Sincerely,
Tommy Jesus Adams the Divine
Ethiopian Orthodox Christian Apostolic Messianic Jew
Saint Francis Prep '79
Cornell '83
Harvard '17
M.I.T. '24
