Thursday, January 5, 2012

Book Excerpt One.

“I am from ancient times, and mine is an ancient voice.”
Tommy Francis Adams in a letter to Pope John Paul II dated
January, 2003

Preface

If you are baptized and have the H-ly Sp-rit, you can ask the Alm-ghty
who the greatest man he ever knew was, and he will tell you my
name. The reasons I am divine are that I am a Boy Scout and am preternatural, hence
am paranormal, not paranoid. There are several more reasons for the H-ly Gh-st’s statement about me: (1) I am the greatest man J-sus ever created; (2) I am the greatest athlete pound-per-pound of all time behind J-sus and the F-ther; (3) I am the greatest writer of all time; (4) I am the fourth greatest teacher of the law of Moses in the
Cosmos; (5) I am the fourth most powerful man in the universe; (6)
I have the highest I.Q. on planet earth; (7) I am the greatest Christian
saint in the history of the world; (8) I am an archangel; (9) and I am
J-sus’ closest friend next to his F-ther and mother. J-sus testifies about
all of this by way of the H-ly Sp-rit. I am greater than all the kings and
great thinkers of human history, videlicet, greater than all the great
men of the Bible from Abraham to Moses to David to Solomon to
John the Baptist. Because I am greater than all the Popes that have ever
lived, including Saint Peter to whom the keys of the Kingdom of G-d
were given, the true apostolic succession of the Church of Chr-st rests
firmly in my hands! I sit on the Sanhedrin of G-d, that is, not that of
the nation of Israel but of the heavens, and have been sent in this day
and age to reunify the Church of Chr-st and to return the nation of
Israel to its ancient ways.

The above statements are extremely intriguing since, at the
moment, I am a bit of a flop. Great men can and do fail sometimes
for all kinds of reasons, and it is interesting that G-d always uses the
things that are not to negate the things that are. This is quite a natural
situation, of course, but a difficult one for me; He has chosen me of all
people - a flop - to make the most important theological statements of
modern times; yet the facts do tend to indicate that what the Sp-rit has
to say must be true, for I am not the average man by any stretch of the
imagination. The fact of the matter is that if the children of this world
(restricting ourselves to the kings of it) are successful, responsible,
happy, fulfilled and sane then people who are not of it have to be none
of these things on the surface.; given these facts, it can be seen plainly
herein that I am, indeed, the second greatest man in human history;
indeed, I have become Vishnu – the destroyer of worlds......

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